"What's black and white and read all over?"

Monday, November 14, 2005
Posted 11:41 AM by

Merry Christmas, Mom. Jesus Christ!

Ibuzz - Because jerking off is only half the fun.This new invention, fittingly enough called the IBuzz, is just what the world needed - a vibrator that hooks into an Ipod so you can pleasure yourself in time with your music.

Yep, we can't figure out a susbstitute for gasoline or how to fix the environment. But we can invent crap to help people jerk off.

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