Sunday, October 15, 2006
What's missing from Ed's ad?
Just saw a new TV ad for Gov. Ed Rendell's reelection campaign. "Ed Rendell: Moving Pennsylvania forward" was its title.I can't resist guessing at the "missing" second half of that claim:
1. and two steps back.
2. like a lever on a slot machine.
3. using all his breathe. (Making an early pay raise is never second best.)
4. despite the Legislature.
5. into the giant pothole on the INSERT COMPANY NAME HERE Turnpike.
6. like a snowball at an Eagles game. (An oldie but a goodie, documented by former Inquirer columnist Steve Lopez.)
7. from the back seat at high speed.
8. without a statewide law requiring lobbyist disclosure and with plenty of ethical questions.
9. without a helmet or campaign finance reform.
10. into the abyss.
| 
| 
This Week's Rants | The Daily Rant Archives
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 2.5 License.
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 2.5 License.
